Pretty hard question to answer, but I think Alaxazam. Having Psychic powers and an IQ 5,000 seems pretty nice. Having almost no muscles is a problem, but my psychic powers give me them anyway, so I sort of do. Or I could not be a lazy Alakazam and use my hands so I do have muscles.
Wow... I didn't consider any of that when I said Alakazam. I was referring to the mustache.
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