Take your GameFAQs username

<----------- it's over there.

Add up the digits using this Table

A =1

B =2

C =3

D =4

E =5

F =6

G =7

H =8

I =9

J =10

K =11

L =12

M =13

N =14

O =15

P =16

Q =17

R =18

S =19

T =20

U =21

V =22

W =23

X =24

Y =25

Z =26

For example: CARBIDETITAN = 3+1+18+2+9+4+5+20+9+20+1+14 = 106

Numbers count as their individual numerical values

Multiply it times the number of Vowels. 106x5=530

If it is over 649 then divide by 2 and round up.

Add the number of letters in your first name to the total. 530+5=535

Divide this total by the number of letters in your middle name. 535/5=107

Multiply the total by the number of letters in your last name. 107x6=642

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