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Are you all serious? Zigzagoon is the 3rd gen equivalent to Bidoof and Rattata. Definitely Poochyena. (especially considering the evolutions and strength)
Zigzagoon because it evolves into Linoone, which has Gluttony + Speed-boosting berry + Belly Drum + ExtremeSpeed.