Pineco is a wizard who turns me into a Scyther. Then a Ferrothorn falls in love with me, and an Eevee is jealous of me and wants to kill me. And after marrying Ferrothorn, I have a Wobbuffet for a mother in law.
Official badass Admin of Team Miror. I ride a Shadow Scolipede. Top that. I dare you.
#4 falls in love with you after your transformation.
#5 is jealous of you and wants to kill you.
After you marry #4, #2 is your mother in law.
Medicham the wizard managed to turn me into a Shelmet. After seeing me turn into a Shelmet, a Lugia falls in love with me. But seeing me get taken by the Lugia, the Trubbish that failed to pull any obvious moves on me gets jealous and plots to kill me some time.
After a year of failing, the mother of the lugia, a Scyther, invites the Trubbish to see me get married to the Lugia. And after a few stern words from the Scyther, the trubish gets on its merry way to find that Medicham to get revenge.
A few years past, and although the relationship was strained at a few instances of the marriage, we were still able to pull through with the encouraging words of the aging Scyther. But a small fight was had the week after that meeting, and through a freak accident with a Karrablast, I was turned into an Accelgor. Thankfully, that instance was enough to rekindle the relationship and set us both back to a happy life, even getting to see a strange colored egg mysteriously form out of thin air.
We now continue the happy marriage, until the trubbish came back with the Medicham, and started to go on a magic spree, turning us two into Muks. The Scyther came in and smacked some sense back into the Medicham, only to discover that it was her long lost twin that she never knew about, and that the trubbish was behind the Karrablast fiasco!
They both then teamed up, and blasted the trubbish away into the sky. But then they started to form a nasty plot against the planet, and sped off into the sunset, forgetting that they left the wand behind.
All the while the Trubbish crashed into a Beheeyem colony, and was then held as their leader. ___