Name: Master Chef Effect: If a Pokemon that was burned by this Pokemon is hit with a biting move or Lick, the attacker restores HP equal to 1/2 of the inflicted damage.
Name: Sledding Effect: During a hailstorm, this Pokemon's Speed is doubled.
Name: Negation Effect: No other Abilities can activate as long as this Pokemon is in the battle. Basically what the anime makes Mold Breaker out to be.
Name: Fog Machine Effect: When the Pokemon enters battle, the weather becomes Fog.
Name: Nauseate Effect: Physical contact with this Pokemon forces the attacker to lose all Stockpiled boosts.
Name: Running Start Effect: The Pokemon's contact moves are calculated using the Speed stat in lieu of the usual attacking stat.
Name: Fortify Effect: At the end of each turn, the Pokemon's Defense goes up 1 stage.
Name: Irresistible Effect: This Pokemon's Attract and Captivate will affect anything, regardless of gender (or lack thereof as the case may be).
Name: Odd Program Effect: When the Pokemon enters battle, it acquires a randomly chosen Ability, keeping it until it switches out. When applicable, the new Ability will activate immediately (weather abilities, Intimidate, that sort of thing). Cannot select Multitype, Forecast, Flower Gift, or Zen Mode.
Name: Hue Shift Effect: The Pokemon's type changes to match the move it's using before the move is fired off. Essentially guarantees STAB on everything. Would be an alternate Ability for Kecleon.
Name: Overbite Effect: Bite, Crunch, Leech Life, Hyper Fang, Poison Fang, Thunder Fang, Ice Fang, Thunder Fang, and Bug Bite are all boosted in power by x1.5 when used by this Pokemon.
Name: Power Lunge Effect: All the Pokemon's contact moves double in power, but any with an accuracy rating over 90% get reduced to 90% accuracy, and when they miss, the user takes crash damage, as though they had used Hi Jump Kick. Jump Kick and Hi Jump Kick are unaffected by this Ability.
Name: Distortion Effect: When the Pokemon enters battle, Trick Room goes into effect for the next 10 turns.
Name: Neutralize Effect: When the Pokemon is out, all weaknesses, resistances, and immunities for all Pokemon in battle are ignored, be they induced by type or Ability.
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