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Pokemon Fusion Part 4

#461PolimarioPosted 3/17/2013 2:43:41 PM
(NON-CANON)

Poli ------ "Hay Price."
Pryce ---- "Wut iz it?"
Poli ------ "I et peapools."
Pryce ---- "O noh, I mus keel u."
Poli ------ "U kant."
Pryce ---- "Wynaut?"
Poli ------ "I et u two."
Pryce ---- "I shall cut u opin!"
Poli ------ "Nop."
Pryce ---- "Wynaut?"
Poli ------ "I was et by Leeventhun."
Pryce ---- "Cut owt of it."
Poli ------ "No kan dew."
Pryce ---- "Wynaut?"
Poli ------ "Leeventhun waz et by Kirbeh."
Pryce ---- "What ez you doing?"
Poli ------ "Getting purrsonal with mah ladeh."

I swear, I killed a few brain cells typing this.
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#462TableFlipPosted 3/17/2013 2:46:47 PM
Tableflip was laying down beside Emile.

Emile:Ah--

Tableflip:Oh god.

He climbed out of the bed.

Emile:Ah!

Tableflip:Be sure to cover your mouth!

Emile:CHOOOO!!!

The room flashed.When Tableflip regained sight,he saw a purple sludge oozing off of the bed.Tableflip saw that his foot was in it,so he took it out.

Tableflip:Ew.

Emile:Whaaaaaaaaa...

Emile was trying to get used to her huge mouth.

Tableflip:Um...

Emile:I don't feel...well...

Tableflip pulled out a mirror in which Emile looked in.

Emile:How did this happen?

Tableflip:Maybe it was because of you sneezing.

Emile:Well,I think I'm stuck like this...

Purple sludge covered Tableflip's foot.

Tableflip:Can you pull your sludge back?

Emile:Sure...do you still love me in this state?

Tableflip:Remember what I said five years ago? I'd love you no matter what you looked like.

Emile:Thank you,Tableflip.

Tableflip and Emile went back to sleep.Tableflip cuddled with the purple glob of sludge.
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#463OcarinaofToastPosted 3/17/2013 2:51:13 PM
Miror Infinity topic on B/W social board made!
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#464Chandler014Posted 3/17/2013 2:55:11 PM
OcarinaofToast posted...
Miror Infinity topic on B/W social board made!

Endergamer has been PM'ed. Now, we shall wait...
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#465Chandler014Posted 3/17/2013 2:57:25 PM
Chandler014 posted...
OcarinaofToast posted...
Miror Infinity topic on B/W social board made!

Endergamer has been PM'ed. Now, we shall wait...

Which Board is it on?
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#466willingmessPosted 3/17/2013 2:59:34 PM
Pudding: This is it.... the big day...

Clipboardman: Ok! You're on! Go out there and dazzle them!

Pudding: I dunno if I'm ready!

Clipboardman then begins to push him along.

Clipboardman: Don't worry! You're a natural!

With that, he shoves Pudding onto the stage.

Pudding looks out, nervously to the audience, and waves shyly.

Pudding: Umm.... Hello?

All of the massive audience stares back at him.

Pudding: (He... he's not here.... Oh well.... I'll just continue on without him.) Erherm.... Uh...


(Singing) Oops... I umm did it... again? Do y-y-you look at my hhhhheeeeeeaaarrrttt.... Hi-hit me baby one more t-t-t-time...

(Oh no... I'm doing terribly...)

Suddenly, another voice joins in the refrain. Surprised, Pudding looks up to see Waluigi!

Pudding: You came! You came after all! Mommy said you wouldn't but you did!

Waluigi: Wahahahahahaha! I did little Pudding! Do you know what time it is!?

Audience/Pudding: What time is it!

Waluigi: WALUIGI TIME!!

Suddenly, theWaluigi pinball theme starts up, and everyone begins to dance to it!

Pudding is amazed! Happy! The concert has gone even better than he could have ever hope! Suddenly, a giant pinball falls from the sky crushing him! Surprised, he wakes up!

Pudding: (sigh) hey honey I was having such a wonderful dream.... if only it were real....-wait! Who are you!

He rips off the covers... to reveal Waluigi!

Waluigi: Who says it wasn't real, dear Puddival?
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#467XEvent-HorizonXPosted 3/17/2013 3:01:14 PM
Isn't it ironic that Clipboard Man offered everyone but Martini a contract?
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Wynaut?
#468Chandler014Posted 3/17/2013 3:03:43 PM
Never mind. Found it.
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#469willingmessPosted 3/17/2013 3:09:27 PM(edited)
XEvent-HorizonX posted...
Isn't it ironic that Clipboard Man offered everyone but Martini a contract?


I think Clipboardman and martini have yet to meet.... otherwise, he would jump on Martini like a hobo jumps on chili!
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#470TVirusPredatorPosted 3/17/2013 3:14:05 PM
(non-canon, but it won't start out a joke. I'm proposing what will happen when Pryce, Mel, and the others finally catch up to Poli)

Poli was getting groovy with Gloria, when he noticed a Keyblade embedded in his leg.

"Oh, sh--" he said before getting pulled out by Pryce, who then held him up by his throat. "Pryce, what are you--"

"You, another person, and a secluded area." Pryce said, squeezing his throat tighter. "You realize how bad this looks, right?"

Suddenly, Gloria comes rushing out. "Wait! Stop! It's not what you think!"

"Was he or was he not eating you alive?" Pryce asked Gloria.

"Uh... hm.... in a way, yes, but--"

"Then here we go!" Pryce said before tossing Poli across the road. Poli tried to speak up, but Pryce held his throat too hard. He couldn't speak. He had to hold off Pryce until his voice could work again.

"I'm sorry that I have to do this," Pryce said before drawing out his Keyblade. "But I do have to do this."

(and now, to make this a true non-canon post...)

"By the way Gloria," Pryce said. "Do you happen to know what time it is?"

Suddenly, Waluigi came out from the place Poli and Gloria were getting groovy, and said "WALUIGI TIME!!!", making the Waluigi Pinball theme play, and all the characters dance to it.
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