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Pokemon are now real. And for some reason, you're forced to marry a Pokemon.

#11MettanAtemPosted 3/13/2013 6:28:12 PM
I'd hope for an Eevee. That way, it could evolve to match what would be best for me.
#12karasu009Posted 3/13/2013 6:29:38 PM

I'm married to science.
I am the darkness, I am the dragon...and I am hungry.
#13Shadow_Navi_EXPosted 3/14/2013 6:19:17 AM
Why? It's simple: Transform
#14TableFlipPosted 3/14/2013 6:20:45 AM
Suicune or Ninetales.
I don't even know anymore.
#15DeathSoul2000Posted 3/14/2013 6:32:11 AM
Sunflora. l can plant it on my windowsill and make a nice dancing flower.
#16LSSJ3VegittoPosted 3/14/2013 7:01:18 AM
None because I'm not a zoophile closet furry.
#17King-gamerPosted 3/14/2013 7:12:36 AM
I become president and pass a new bill that would make marrying a Pokemon illegal and anyone who tries to revoke this bill and/or defy it in any way shape or form will be killed and also grant anyone who abide by this bill immunity to death.
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#18TerotrousPosted 3/14/2013 7:22:53 AM(edited)
Gardevoir is likely the best choice from a practical standpoint - she's sentient, loyal, vaguely humanoid, and you can communicate with her.

There's also Ditto for reasons mentioned before, but Ditto's imperfect transformation abilities from the anime (it can't properly mimic faces) might be a little creepy.

Other humanoid types like Lopunny, Blaziken, and Lucario are also possible, particularly if we assume they have the ability to speak human language or some such.
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#19Sword_of_DuskPosted 3/14/2013 7:34:36 AM
UltimaZangetsu posted...
I'm taking death, mate.

Lend me some of that poison, will ya?
Kraden: If my pigeon threw fireballs, perhaps it would put you out of a job!
Tyrell: What, are you saying that I'm dumber than some bird?!
#20GrahamNumberPosted 3/14/2013 7:36:24 AM
Marry random pokémon.