Even that cute girl who my coworkers, and I buy coffee, and other delectable snacks from. Damn it. I didn't know she had a boyfriend. Too bad, her boyfriend didn't know about me. That's right, tonight, tonight I am the champion.
-awaits a high five-
*hopes he didn't condone something immoral*
The only thing immoral, is how Starbucks gets more business than that place, but her business is about to open up tonight. Ah really, I should stop.
Who am I kidding. This is awesome.
I am the darkness, I am the dragon...I am Soylent Green.