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So this old guy just walked up to me

#11Meta289Posted 3/19/2013 7:23:01 PM
Some woman asked me what my sex was and introduced me to my best friends. She then gave me a box containing some kind of snake or lizard, a pig, and an otter.
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#12SMASHKING84Posted 3/19/2013 7:24:31 PM
Meta289 posted...
Some woman asked me what my sex was and introduced me to my best friends. She then gave me a box containing some kind of snake or lizard, a piece of bacon, and an otter.


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#13Arne83Posted 3/19/2013 7:27:56 PM
I got some kind of fire rat from my neighbor and he told me to talk to his friend that lives in the outskirts of a near-by town.
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#14FatReuniclusPosted 3/22/2013 8:38:57 AM
UltimaZangetsu posted...
I was offered some derpy pig, a derpy otter, and a smug looking skink.


You chose the smug one didn't you?

Me! Use Face Palm!
It's super-effective!!!
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#15Jrx1Posted 3/22/2013 8:40:36 AM
Ponderstick posted...
Some random dude also asked me for my gender. But I woke up inside a moving truck when he finished talking for some reason.

I later saw the same dude getting jumped by a hyena.....


Was there any Mew under that truck?
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#16FatReuniclusPosted 3/22/2013 8:41:49 AM
endergamer537 posted...
and asked me what my gender was. To make things even weirder he told me to pick among 3 animals- a weird grass dinosaur, a fire lizard, and a turtle.
If you've had a weird experience like this as well please post


Well, I have a friend with whom I visited a nursing home.
Half the people there thought she was a boy... (musta' been the short hair)
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#17pokemonzeroPosted 3/22/2013 8:46:58 AM
I had some old man offer me a turtle a poisonous flower and a flaming lizard. I chose the lizard. I made the mistake of evolving it. Now it is the most hated of all.
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#18Misdreavus573Posted 3/22/2013 9:15:47 AM
Someone walked up to me, but I only saw a silhouette so I couldn't see them.

Then they offered me to keep a fennec fox, a blue frog, or an... um... badger covered in leaves?
#19CakeOfLiesPosted 3/22/2013 9:18:12 AM
An old guy was under attack, so I decided to save him. I needed to choose between a mud fish, a lizard thing, and a fire chicken.
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#20MettanAtemPosted 3/22/2013 9:29:33 AM
The craziest thing happened to me.
A mysterious voice asked me a whole bunch of questions, and then when I woke up, I turned into some kind of mudskipper!