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Yo momma so fat she 4X resists ice and fire

#31SilverCronoPosted 4/2/2013 3:37:19 PM

Somebody had to do it.
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#32Noctus3Posted 4/2/2013 3:54:02 PM
Yo momma so ragged, when she uses baton pass, she gives the next poke an STD.
**** you SE for trolling us with that TWEWY port. I hate you.
#33blackshoelacePosted 4/2/2013 4:47:59 PM
Yo mama so fat, even Machamp can't lift her cankles.
Yo mama so fat, she's immune to Telekinesis.
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#34BottledPoePosted 4/2/2013 4:48:10 PM
Tatakai-No-Kami posted...

yo mama so fat, heavy balls have a 100% catch rate on her

yo mama so fat, if you try to store her in an empty PC box, it says "PC BOX IS FULL"

These two are my favourites.
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#35Meta289Posted 4/2/2013 4:50:25 PM
Your mother is so damn fat, she counts as six Pokemon.
Fact: Things are so much better when taken at face value.
#36Cheyguy1211Posted 4/2/2013 4:52:16 PM
Yo mama's so rich she can afford the bikes without the bike ticket
#37Fz_EchoPosted 4/2/2013 4:54:11 PM
Yo momma so stupid she hit herself in her confusion.
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#38blackshoelacePosted 4/2/2013 4:54:48 PM
Yo mama so fat, it takes four Ditto to transform into her.
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#39gladwyn101Posted 4/2/2013 5:08:23 PM
Yo momma so fat, when she uses Bulk Up, it says Atk and Def can't go any higher.

Yo momma so big, she don't need to use Block to prevent her enemy's escape.

Yo momma so fat, her Belly Drum is super-effective!

Yo momma so fat, when she walks, it's Fissure with 100% accuracy

Yo momma so fat, her Stockpile is always maxed out.

Yo momma so fat, her Wide Guard always works.

Yo momma so fat, her Gyro Ball attack destroys planets.

In soviet Russia, you Bounce on yo fat momma.

Yo momma so ugly, she make Slaking look like Megan Fox.

Yo momma so fat, her Hammer Arm should be called Flubber Arm

Yo momma so fat, her Superpower is Super-Sized.
Bazinga! *dives into ballpit*
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#40raazychxPosted 4/2/2013 5:16:08 PM
Yo mamma so fat, every time she uses Magnitude, the judges hold up 10s!