This is Cloud reporting live from Gamefreak headquarters, where a mob of rabid Pokemon fans have stormed the building, demanding the heads of Satoshi Tajiri and Ken Sugimori. The mob are bum rushing the building and throwing molotov cocktails in hopes of gaining entry.
Others are in the parking lot, tipping cars.
Oh dear lord, some people have started setting themselves on fire and stabbing themselves in the eyes. Others are randomly firing into the building
Wait, I see Tajiri and Sugimori, trying to leave through the back. Oh no, the mob sees them.
Oh my god, they are ripping those poor mens arms off and beating them to death with them. Oh Arceus, there is so much blood, it's like a river running through the middle of the city.
Now back to you in the studio.
Pokemon Black Friend Code: 0948 5017 5665 Pokemon White Friend Code: 5071 9428 0553