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This pokemon is stalking you

#1lanelazerbeamPosted 4/17/2013 8:02:08 PM

Generate two pokemon, the first one is the stalker,
the second one is your bodyguard.

Are you saved from the stalker?
You want to know what his name is? I don't know. There was a 0% chance of me knowing what his name was.
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#2wahaha911Posted 4/17/2013 8:03:00 PM
Stalker: Arceus
Guard: Sunkern
F*** YES!!!
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#3SOLDIER_BankaiPosted 4/17/2013 8:06:00 PM
Stalker: Gyarados
Guard: Klinklang

Hmm...I might be safe.
#4CakeOfLiesPosted 4/17/2013 8:06:11 PM
Hippopotas is stalking me...
Deoxys-A is my bodyguard.

Yeah... There's no threat. Period.
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#5Noctus3Posted 4/17/2013 8:08:00 PM(edited)
I like how everyone 'randomly' gets Arceus in these topics.
**** you SE for trolling us with that TWEWY port. I hate you.
#6m0986-8Posted 4/17/2013 8:50:43 PM
Stalker: Genesect
Guard: Lickitung

Well then... I am screwed
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#7aNiceLayPosted 4/17/2013 8:51:22 PM
Whimiscott stalks me while Wooper protects me.

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#86bananzaPosted 4/17/2013 8:57:02 PM
Kingler stalks me, Nidorino is bodyguard. I dunno.
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#9wind64aPosted 4/17/2013 8:58:07 PM
Golurk stalks me, while Cherubi protects me. Barring bizarre level differences, I'm probably going to be stalked for a while.
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#10Champ_of_nothinPosted 4/17/2013 9:01:04 PM
Groudon stalks me while Nuzleaf tries its best not to die.
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