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You ate a pokemon

#11Nikos_the_greatPosted 4/18/2013 6:12:22 PM
Ate a blastoise.

...Must've taken a lot of days.
#12iKhanicPosted 4/18/2013 6:25:57 PM
ColtCababa posted...
Oh, no, I ate Garbodor, not really.


NOOOOO. I actually got Garbodor

1.How did it taste-Like garbage
2. Did you enjoy it-No...
3. Would you recomend it to anyone- Obviously not...
4. What eating utensils were required to eat it with- I mean I'd say none, because I don't know Garbodor's consistency.
5.Did it require any seasoning or was it good as is- I suppose seasoning could make it less disgusting
6. Would you eat it again- Hell no
7. Would you eat it on a fancy date or just for a quick bite to eat (i.e mcdonalds)- On a fancy date. Sure to impress
8. What was the best part (legs, eyes, etc.)- The part when I finished and knew I never had to eat one again
9. What was the situation, depraved or not, that caused you to eat it- I was locked in a landfill for a year.
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#13DarkBuster22904Posted 4/18/2013 6:33:33 PM
TIGERJACKS0N- posted...
http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/

1.How did it taste
2. Did you enjoy it
3. Would you recomend it to anyone
4. What eating utensils were required to eat it with
5.Did it require any seasoning or was it good as is
6. Would you eat it again
7. Would you eat it on a fancy date or just for a quick bite to eat (i.e mcdonalds)
8. What was the best part (legs, eyes, etc.)
9. What was the situation, depraved or not, that caused you to eat it
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Dragonite

1. Positively delectable, if a little tough
2. Naturally
3. Yes
4. A fork and a knife
5. I ordered it prepared by the finest of gourmet chefs. They did a fine job.
6. Every day.
7. On a fancy date, of course. Nothing looks classier than a man who eats gourmet dragons.
8. The legs
9. It had been quite a hunt
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#14MetaFalconPunchPosted 4/18/2013 6:36:14 PM
TIGERJACKS0N- posted...
http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/

Pineco 0.o

1.How did it taste (...salty)
2. Did you enjoy it (no)
3. Would you recomend it to anyone (only my mortal enemies)
4. What eating utensils were required to eat it with (I ate it like an apple, so teeth)
5.Did it require any seasoning or was it good as is (don't like seasoning)
6. Would you eat it again (no)
7. Would you eat it on a fancy date or just for a quick bite to eat (i.e mcdonalds) (no)
8. What was the best part (legs, eyes, etc.) (...eyes :O)
9. What was the situation, depraved or not, that caused you to eat it (I entered this topic)
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#15ytrewq234Posted 4/18/2013 6:56:41 PM
I got Druddigon.

1. It tastes like what I imagine the ambiguous pink school cafeteria meat mush from Nickelodeon cartoons tastes like.
2. If that cook didn't put the scales in for "that special crunch", I'd have thought it was okay. Note to self, if the cook is from Russia but says he's from the Soviet Union, don't eat his food.
3. It's like reptilian Spam. Only eat it if there's nothing else.
4. All I needed was a fork and knife, but I think I saw the cook walk by with an axe.
5. I ate it without any condiments, mostly because I didn't want to risk making it worse.
6. No.
7. Neither. Maybe I'd eat it in prison.
8. The scales tasted good. They didn't exactly feel good, but it was the least bad.
9. I was driving through Anville Town in Unova and I got hungry. There was only one restaurant and I'm still not sure if it was a real restaurant. I don't remember why I ordered this, I think it was just the first thing I saw and I wanted to pretend I was a dragon slayer because I was too tired to think.
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#16NinjaKitsunePosted 4/18/2013 7:16:32 PM
Goldeen. Fish makes my tummy sick, so I think I'll pass.
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#17JC_EXEPosted 4/18/2013 7:22:44 PM(edited)
Deoxys Defense form o_____o

1.Like chicken
2. It's not-so-bad
3. Yes, I would.
4. a butcher knife and a fork.
5.Needed a little sugar, and some spicy seasoning.
6. No, it was pretty weird.
7. Uh..no
8. It's legs by far.
9. I saw this thread.
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#18Thepenguinking2Posted 4/18/2013 7:23:09 PM
oh my gosh, I just accidentally ate meloetta!
Quick! I need a way to barf!
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#19Thepenguinking2Posted 4/18/2013 7:41:16 PM
Bump for more eating.
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#20wahaha911Posted 4/18/2013 7:44:26 PM
I did?
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