Suddenly, a tentacle emerges from Martini's sign and nabs Dialga's Adamant Orb.
"Bye!" -Martini, absconding.
"Hey! Get back he--... Ugh, I don't have..." -Dialga.
Shades slowly descend from the sky a a constant velocity, eventually resting on Dialga's face.
"TIME for this!" -Dialga. 8)
Meanwhile, Martini uses the Adamant Orb to go back in time.
It arrives in Starshine Village. A devilish boy releases a herd of Mareep, which are then calmed by a Meloetta in another Martini's possession. The Martini and Mephistopheles share some words. Martini draws its shears.
The thought travels from Time-Traveling!Martini's mind into Alternate-Timeline!Martini's mind. It lunges at Mephistopheles and snips him in half.
Oh my! He's hurt! Cauterize the wounds, Pyro.
AT!Martini uses the Pyro powers to create a tiny fireball. It appears to struggle with itself for a bit and accidentally drops the fireball in Mephistopheles's torso, causing a large explosion. When everything settles, all that remains are a pile of ash, a Martini using its coat as a shield, a Meloetta using Protect, and a Furret!Martini slowly clapping.
The Martini returns to its native timeline and goes to its castle, ignoring Honey Booboo struggling for air as it chokes on the gum.