Oh. Well then, I can do this. whoosh ... Actually, still not sure if joking about not joking... --- Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you, staring into your soul, using its duckiness. QUACK.
Your mother. I'm serious guys. So, you beat the Elite Four. You've wondered why your rival chose the starter weak to yours. As you march into the Champion's room, ready to duel with them... "Hello, sweetie!" And it's your mother. So her team is actually competitive, and she got the starter strong to yours.
What if Ash or Red? Or Rival. Like you think he is bad for so long, and he is like "but you can't beat real team."