Im assuming you have never smoked, drinked alcohol, used any kind of medicine, had anything pierced, neither you are fat, or eat anything other than breastmilk (thats the only food that wont harm your body in any way)
if not STFU.
On topic: I would most likely get a swellow
If I was Rick Astley I would randomly Rick Roll people in the street. Total ownage. PSN: Pratypus