At least it could potentially do something, though.
I came in here thinking this was gonna be a create-a-move topic and by god I'm going to have it!
Jaws of Life - toothed pokemon only - saves your opponent from sure death-by-car-accident with the Jaws of Life! Siphons your strength to give to their health. If your stats cannot lower any further, that's okay, just give them some of your life.
"The point of war is not to die for your country. It's to make the enemy die for his."