Joltik must have the highest BST per inch of height, even though it's not powerful. It's TINY.
Yeah, if we focus on just BST, joltik has 319 total at 4 inches, the only 'mon at that height. The closest to that is shaymin with 600 total at 8 inches, and there's nothing with a BST of 900+, much less in the 1 foot category.
Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.