if you are a Sandshrew than you will be my first Pokemon ever. I will have annoyed my parents for months and months for a Sandshrew, because Sandshrew and Sandslash are my favorite Pokemon ever. I eventually got my baby Sandshrew hatchling (you) for my 6th birthday and we will be inseparable. Your Pokeball broke pretty much one week after I got you, because I am actually not very good with stuff. I'm clumsy, really, but you are quite sturdy and we have lots of fun together. You don't really mind me when I don't notice you, trip and fall over you. I'm not really interested in training the first few years of my life (I'm not even 10 so I don't have a license), so training won't start until we start our journey. You are never in your Pokeball as it broke ages ago and I never botherd to get you a new one. It might be either in a box in the garage or in the garbage can. I don't care and you never cared.
I didn't have any urge to travel before I finished high school. Which in the Pokemon world is around being 13. So the first 7 years of your life you had a pretty laid back, chilling life. But my urge to travel was invoked by you. You started to measure yourself with the neighbors pets and the wild ratatas and pidges from the forests and fields. I saw you wanted more. I wanted more. We wanted more. We wanted to be the very best.
You were hit by a car on the first motorway we passed. I cried. Finish.
Just kidding. You evolved, I caught a few more Pokes and and we became the very best. And we got rich.
Legally I hope --- Uhhh... My dog ate my signature... Official Laharl and Cid Highwind of the PSASBR Board