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3 years ago#31
scrappybristol posted...
I need a Paralyze Heal because you are stunning.


I'd try that if the girl would played pokemon for sure lol

Also my favorite is walking up and poking them in the boob.
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3 years ago#32
Nightinangle posted...
TIGERJACKS0N- posted...
These aren't pickup lines.. most of them except the Raichu one, are perverted sexual-innuendo creeper lines that would most likely scare girls away.



You're like a rare candy, because you take me to a whole new level.


i love it!
Everyday the sun comes up around her, she can make the birds, sing harmony!
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3 years ago#33
Great_Reapette posted...
Scizor are red
Wynaut are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

That doesn't even rhyme!
NYARGLEBARGLE!
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3 years ago#34
Are you a macargo? Because when I look at you all that I see is HOT.

If I could be any pokemon, I would be a ditto, so I could change into the love of your life!

Do you know no guard?, because when I am around you I feel defenseless!

If you have cute charm, I must not have oblivious because I am IMMOBILIZED BY LOVE!
"As I was walking up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there, he wasn't there again today, i wish I wish he'd go away."
3 years ago#35
You're so hot, I need Burn Heal.
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3 years ago#36
Hey, I... found a Leftovers on the ground? Let's go back to my place?
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3 years ago#37
TIGERJACKS0N- posted...
Nightinangle posted...
TIGERJACKS0N- posted...
These aren't pickup lines.. most of them except the Raichu one, are perverted sexual-innuendo creeper lines that would most likely scare girls away.



You're like a rare candy, because you take me to a whole new level.


i love it!


Ha, thanks :P there is one my ex told me (gave me pkmon diamond for valentines day and it was written on a paper inside the box)

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.
(My ex later confirmed that they wanted to put "much like gardevoir, I'd love to **** you" but realized I would probably get offended/creeped out.)
3 years ago#38
FuneralCake posted...
Hey, I... found a Leftovers on the ground? Let's go back to my place?


Uh what?
Black 2 FC: 3569 1730 6208 http://zettai-cosplay.deviantart.com/art/Skyla-Cosplay-244148531 my wife. Doesn't count Tiger, this ones real.
3 years ago#39
FuneralCake posted...
Hey, I... found a Leftovers on the ground? Let's go back to my place?


Nah.
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3 years ago#40
You Litwick up my world

*somewhere a lone Kriketune chirps*
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