My father... was... a dragon. And a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mom gets the fairy types to defend herself. Well, he doesn't like that. Not... one... bit. So, me watching, he takes a Draco Meteor to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "lol they really added fairy types"
Then he and my mom put down their 3DSs and watch TV.
And that's how I got these scars. --- Breasts and butts and panties! Snug panties! Soft panties!
My wife...was a fairy type user. She gets in deep with Sharpedo, and they send their dragons after her. She tries her hardest, but she just couldn't escape, and they carve up her fairies. And we have no money for surgeries. I just want to see her smile again. So I take a razor, and I do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She releases her fairies and leaves me.
And that's how I got these scars. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xjBAd5G84
It's a competitive battler who put you where you are. You were a competitive battler. You had Smogon. Look where it go you. I just did what I do best-I took your little OU team and turned it on itself. Look what I've done to Pokemon online with a few dragons and a couple of fairys. Nobody panics when the expected Pokemon faint. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is boring. If I tell Serebii that tomorrow a casual will get owned, or a room of tryhards will get swept, nobody panics. But when I say one little old Garchomp will faint, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a Fairy pokemon, you upset the established metagame, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Red? It's fair...y.
Chaos types confirmed. --- Breasts and butts and panties! Snug panties! Soft panties!