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I. Want. A. Mantis. Shrimp.

#1SirPikachuPosted 6/21/2013 9:46:47 PM
I just read a thing about mantis shrimps and they are the ballinest mothaf***ers you will ever see.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

Just, just, it MARVELOUS! I want one of these as a pokémon now! It would instantly become one of my favorite pokémon.
#2Arne83Posted 6/21/2013 9:51:43 PM
Clauncher is a pistol shrimp... that's kinda close.
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#3petemidnight13Posted 6/21/2013 9:52:21 PM
This. Must. Happen.

It MUST.
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#4SirPikachu(Topic Creator)Posted 6/21/2013 9:53:18 PM
Arne83 posted...
Clauncher is a pistol shrimp... that's kinda close.


But he doesn't have the rainbow scales or MURDER STICKS.
#5fedartzPosted 6/21/2013 9:56:11 PM
Headshot!!
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#6Arne83Posted 6/21/2013 9:56:20 PM
SirPikachu posted...
Arne83 posted...
Clauncher is a pistol shrimp... that's kinda close.


But he doesn't have the rainbow scales or MURDER STICKS.


But it has a gun claw that does the same thing.
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#7petemidnight13Posted 6/21/2013 9:58:47 PM
Are his rainbows thermonuclear bombs of light, beauty, and death?

I thought not.
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#8GoatercyclePosted 6/21/2013 10:07:24 PM
Yes. We need this. It's like the Neil Patrick Harris of sea creatures.
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#9MagikarpRulesPosted 6/21/2013 10:09:15 PM
I would welcome it. Specially if it's Water/Fire (because rainbows, and failing that, because shut up and just go with it).
#10Sir WillPosted 6/21/2013 10:12:25 PM
<3
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