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The pokedex is sooo stupid it's not even funy

#1ashcrvPosted 7/8/2013 1:41:08 PM
Tyranitar creates earthquakes when it moves? Charizard melts rocks? Magikarps leap mountains? Pidgeot flies at mach speed? Yeah right. If all that's written in the Pokedex was true the Pokemon World would have been destroyed and there would be a bunch of ruins and piles of corpses everywhere with no safe place left. Like come on. Does Gamefreak really think I'll believe that nonsense? Why not just put the truth there? It's not like I'm gonna hate Tyranitar if I find out he doesn't break mountains by touching them or that he doesn't level a building when he walks by it. Like seriously Gamefreak. Grow a spine and tell us all the truth.
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#2GATTJTPosted 7/8/2013 1:42:35 PM
inb4pokedexiswrittenbythePCs
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#3OctobreadPosted 7/8/2013 1:42:40 PM
ashcrv posted...
Tyranitar creates earthquakes when it moves? Charizard melts rocks? Magikarps leap mountains? Pidgeot flies at mach speed? Yeah right. If all that's written in the Pokedex was true the Pokemon World would have been destroyed and there would be a bunch of ruins and piles of corpses everywhere with no safe place left. Like come on. Does Gamefreak really think I'll believe that nonsense? Why not just put the truth there? It's not like I'm gonna hate Tyranitar if I find out he doesn't break mountains by touching them or that he doesn't level a building when he walks by it. Like seriously Gamefreak. Grow a spine and tell us all the truth.


ok
#4silverwing525Posted 7/8/2013 1:43:30 PM
ashcrv posted...
Magikarps leap mountains?


Since when? I don't remember this pokedex entry.
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#5NightinanglePosted 7/8/2013 1:47:38 PM
Uhh. I thought it was a joke about real pioneers.
When we came to new land and started discovering new animals we make huge and weird myrhs about them, and a new region is a new pokemon, so more myths.
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#6MyNameIsNotJenPosted 7/8/2013 1:47:41 PM
What's wrong with exaggerating the truth a bit on an already fictional series? Yeah, dex entries are all written by the MC's
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#7gamingratPosted 7/8/2013 1:47:51 PM
silverwing525 posted...
ashcrv posted...
Magikarps leap mountains?


Since when? I don't remember this pokedex entry.


look at black and white

http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/magikarp

though the rest of the entries contradict it
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#8ashcrv(Topic Creator)Posted 7/8/2013 1:48:01 PM
silverwing525 posted...
ashcrv posted...
Magikarps leap mountains?


Since when? I don't remember this pokedex entry.


Taken from Platinum:
"A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though."
Yeah. lol


Also let's not forget the ridiculus sizes they put there. Like am I really supposed to believe that I'm taller than a Charizard? lol Silly Gamefreak.
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#9Archwing3441Posted 7/8/2013 1:57:58 PM
ashcrv posted...
silverwing525 posted...
ashcrv posted...
Magikarps leap mountains?


Since when? I don't remember this pokedex entry.


Taken from Platinum:
"A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though."
Yeah. lol


Also let's not forget the ridiculus sizes they put there. Like am I really supposed to believe that I'm taller than a Charizard? lol Silly Gamefreak.


http://www.serebii.net/anime/pictures/kanto/412/AG340.jpg

ash is 10 years old and he is almost as tall as a Charizard. I think 5 feet isn't too absurd
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#10ashcrv(Topic Creator)Posted 7/8/2013 2:03:30 PM
Archwing3441 posted...
ashcrv posted...
silverwing525 posted...
ashcrv posted...
Magikarps leap mountains?


Since when? I don't remember this pokedex entry.


Taken from Platinum:
"A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though."
Yeah. lol


Also let's not forget the ridiculus sizes they put there. Like am I really supposed to believe that I'm taller than a Charizard? lol Silly Gamefreak.


http://www.serebii.net/anime/pictures/kanto/412/AG340.jpg

ash is 10 years old and he is almost as tall as a Charizard. I think 5 feet isn't too absurd


http://4.asset.soup.io/asset/1645/3188_adeb.gif
Ash's Charizard is a midget. It doesn't count.
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