Gardevoir -Human enough so I wouldn't need to get used to an entirely new body -Can manipulate gravity, so I can float, fly (=D), and create black holes (totally needs to be a new OHKO) -Can see the future -Teleport, easily the most versatile move irl -Psychic powers to counteract the loss of my thumb (you win some you lose some) -The ability to heal myself and others (heal pulse/wish) -Hypnosis would be fun to use on strangers (and then steal their stuff)
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If for whatever reason I couldn't be a Mawile, though, I'd probably go for a Ghost-type, like Shuppet or Froslass (not for immortality or anything; Shuppet is because it's a doll and I really like it, and Froslass because of Ice-type and freezing and such, while still having hands, and also I like her sash-thing). Or maybe Gardevoir so I can finally have naturally green hair~...
But yeah, Mawile just seems like a Pokemon I'd really love to be. I mean, it's cute, it's short, it doesn't weigh much, it has a mostly-humanoid body shape and the second mouth could sorta be taken for a ponytail so there aren't really any biological surprises to deal with... It's also immune to poisoning, whatever that's worth. It's also called the "Deceiver Pokemon", and lord knows I'd much rather win or avoid fights through trickery and misdirection than face things head-on.
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