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A Machamp comes to you and says "do you even lift?" And tries to intimidate you.

#21Dayner_KurdiPosted 7/21/2013 2:30:47 AM
"sorry, i still cant tell which gender you are, you all look the same to me"
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#22gladwyn101Posted 7/21/2013 7:03:46 AM
I respond, "Can you even name the planets in our solar system, Mr. Universe?"

I am probably going to die.
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#23MetaFalconPunchPosted 7/21/2013 7:07:19 AM
djmetal777 posted...
What do you do?

I tell it "No, I don't, actually."

Because I seriously don't get, like, any exercise.
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#24Wings of FortePosted 7/21/2013 8:40:26 AM
Kick him in his Pokeballs.
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#25MagmastaPosted 7/21/2013 8:43:38 AM
I'd tell him I'm 130 pounds and when I lift I just get skinnier. Give me some tips on what I should be eating good sir.
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#26Soul_of_YveltalPosted 7/21/2013 9:09:29 AM
Shotgun, go hill billy on his ass.
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#27Thepenguinking2Posted 7/21/2013 9:11:19 AM
Put him on a plane.
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