Any time you make a plan, God giggles. The way some of you speak, it's like you're trying to make him die of laughter.
A little bit of variance never hurt anyone. I'm sure you'll all be playing Pokémon professionally for the rest of your lives anyway.
The last sentence was sarcasm.
The way some of the players here speak, it's like they want everything to be 100% predictable. 100% predictability would make life boring. It's like they're saying, "I should have won this match because I deserved it, because I was entitled to it."