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#1Toasty_KabalPosted 7/26/2013 1:52:05 AM
Due to concerned suburban mothers and media watchdogs a change is implemented this generation. Unevolved pokemon no longer take damage. Instead they'll just shout some annoying and implicating remark before running away when struck. When this occurs all friendly NPCs will become hostile.
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#2NeonDragon9000Posted 7/26/2013 1:56:44 AM
Troll topic, no one else post.
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#3AlI_About_The_UPosted 7/26/2013 1:59:43 AM
I hope they remove status effects from harming the poor things as well.
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#4Toasty_Kabal(Topic Creator)Posted 7/26/2013 2:03:59 AM
NeonDragon9000 posted...
Troll topic, no one else post.


"Your Reaction" was already taken, and I used up all my creativity.

It's what happens in any other game with kids, so why can we beat up baby pokemon in an E rated games.
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#5DweezleMoonunitPosted 7/26/2013 2:12:25 AM
Good work TC. Some suburban housewife mother is going to stumble upon this while looking for something to get angry at, mail it (do people still mail stuff like this?) to Mothers Against Fun, start up a campaign and get Pokemon rated R for child abuse.

Then rather than saying, "aren't you a bit old for Pokemon?", they'll say "aren't you a bit young for Pokemon?"

And it's all your fault, Breakfast_Illuminati.
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#6TherianReturnsPosted 7/26/2013 2:14:57 AM
This just in. Earth is still a stable planet. But Bill Nye has warned us to prepare for asteroids.
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#7Toasty_Kabal(Topic Creator)Posted 7/26/2013 2:54:16 AM
DweezleMoonunit posted...
Good work TC. Some suburban housewife mother is going to stumble upon this while looking for something to get angry at, mail it (do people still mail stuff like this?) to Mothers Against Fun, start up a campaign and get Pokemon rated R for child abuse.

Then rather than saying, "aren't you a bit old for Pokemon?", they'll say "aren't you a bit young for Pokemon?"

And it's all your fault, Breakfast_Illuminati.


Oh man, I didn't realise. Sorry guys, I ruined Pokemon.
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#8DweezleMoonunitPosted 7/26/2013 2:56:34 AM
Toasty_Kabal posted...
DweezleMoonunit posted...
Good work TC. Some suburban housewife mother is going to stumble upon this while looking for something to get angry at, mail it (do people still mail stuff like this?) to Mothers Against Fun, start up a campaign and get Pokemon rated R for child abuse.

Then rather than saying, "aren't you a bit old for Pokemon?", they'll say "aren't you a bit young for Pokemon?"

And it's all your fault, Breakfast_Illuminati.


Oh man, I didn't realise. Sorry guys, I ruined Pokemon.


I forgive you. Just don't go ruining any other series, ok sport?
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#9Toasty_Kabal(Topic Creator)Posted 7/26/2013 3:01:50 AM
DweezleMoonunit posted...
Toasty_Kabal posted...
DweezleMoonunit posted...
Good work TC. Some suburban housewife mother is going to stumble upon this while looking for something to get angry at, mail it (do people still mail stuff like this?) to Mothers Against Fun, start up a campaign and get Pokemon rated R for child abuse.

Then rather than saying, "aren't you a bit old for Pokemon?", they'll say "aren't you a bit young for Pokemon?"

And it's all your fault, Breakfast_Illuminati.


Oh man, I didn't realise. Sorry guys, I ruined Pokemon.


I forgive you. Just don't go ruining any other series, ok sport?


Thanks Dad.
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