The Pokemon Mew is the Holiest of Holy! it is the God of Pokemon and all others are created in it's image! Mewtwo is the cloned son of God, which is why it is the most powerful monster in the game! Nothing can defeat it, not ghosts, not bugs, NOTHING!
At least, that's the way it used to be, before you kids added the METALLIC ALLOY and SATANIC element types. Before you started STEALING and TAUNTING and CRUNCHING and SNATCHING and TORMENTING. I swear, you kids are the worst. I saw you name that Aron "Wang". NO, IT IS NOT FUNNY TO USE HARDEN! IT'S DISGUSTING! Back in my day, it I had a "wang" that hardened, I'd get hit with the wooden malarkey spoon! What's why you young folk are so messed up! NOT ENOUGH DISCIPLINE! --- "Servant woman, bring me a drying cloth at once!" - Vegeta to Bulma
We didn't need to equip any new-fangled Kings Rock while leveling up at dusk while fighting a Goldeen at Cinnabar Island with a happiness level of 200 and spare Rare Candy in the inventory! That's ridiculous!
This line should get more attention! --- Donnel is my # 1 bro. We fist bump, slay some risen, eat some chicken strips, bomb the Valmese and steal sugar from Gaius on a daily basis. Like a Boss. FE:A
'Ooh, look at meeee! I'm a young punk who doesn't think dragons are powerful enough! Let's splice it with a shark and ghost!'
I remember when DRAGONS were rare like they SHOULD be. Now you have ground dragons, psychic dragons, metal dragons, ghost dragons... DISGRACEFUL. I see you turned the noble Seadra into a Dragon type too. Is there no depth to your shallowness? I don't know why you'd want a Dragon type anyway. Everybody knows that Dragon attacks only do 40 points of damage anyway.
As for that Satanic Dirt beast, if I wanted an ugly Godzilla-knockoff, I'd paint my Dragonite green! And I wouldn't put a blue rectangle on his chest either, because that's stupid. My biggest issue with this monster is the way it can destroy mountains and bury rivers. Machamp's ability to MOVE mountains was bad enough. I have a hard enough time using MapQuest without some hooligan remodeling the landscape as he pleases! --- "Servant woman, bring me a drying cloth at once!" - Vegeta to Bulma