You shut your mouth. A level 100 Magikarp is a glorious, majestic beast. And us true trainers had to get one the old fashioned way. None of this Everstone or wild level 100 shenanigans. Owning a level 100 used to be the mark of a REAL MAN.
Back then pokemon were pokemon and if you didn't watch yourself they'll come after ya. Porygon regular gave out sesures, Jynx handed out lawsuits, and certain pokes will destroy your games. Not to mention team rocket using guns. Yeah sometimes ya wish you can release your M's and Missingno's into the Poke World and watch it burn. But then they'll just slap Mega on the name and call it a new Pokemon.