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How do you mate with a Ditto?

#11LightningHawk90Posted 8/26/2013 7:37:48 AM
Lone_Hunter posted...
RageKaiser posted...
gunsndroses posted...
RageKaiser posted...
gunsndroses posted...
You just kinda... shove it in to all the mushy stuff.

Isn't that how straight people mate anyways?

No, that's how people (and every animal that reproduces by external fertilization) mates

Well I stay away from lady parts. So...yeah.

Homosexuals can not mate with their preferred partners. The word "mate" is to bring (animals) together for breeding purposes. "So... yeah." (as you so put).

The second reason that turkey basters were invented :)
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#12sniper_zeroPosted 8/26/2013 8:04:25 AM
I'm pretty sure cyndaquil does it with the four heads of his copulatory organ. Arbok and the other snakes do it with their hemi-copulatory organ most of which has two heads. Tentacool, Octillery, Tangela and Jellicent employ tentacle play. Torchic, Combusken and Blaziken do it real quick because they're chickens. Delcatty probably uses barbs to make sure it scrapes out some other male's sperm. Farfetch'd, Psyduck, Golduck and Ducklett have this incredibly long corkscrew copulatory organ which they use to penetrate Ditto.
#13ashcrvPosted 8/26/2013 8:08:04 AM
Step 1: Put ditto on bed.
Step 2: Take your clothes off.
Step 3: Walk towards it.
Step 4: Let it wrap all around you.
Step 5: Wait until you do your thing.
Step 6: Clean up if necessary.
Step 7: Go to sleep in the other room.
Step 8: Wake up and see an egg.
Step 9: Congrats. You're now a dad.
Step 10: Enjoy your baby.