Lairon was making me a cake, or so I thought. It was actually an Arcanine pretending to be a friendly Lairon. He stared at me with an angry look on his face, as I expected a delicious cake. He sped at me with Extreeme Speed, and finished me off with Fire Blast. Needless to say, I was no match. I was baked into a delicious cake, but unfortunately, I was not eaten. I was smashed into many pieces by the rampaging Arcanine. Such a shame. I could have made him or any other Pokemon much happier, but now I lie here, smashed, and feeding ants. And I really hate ants.