An apple and a banana, because you forgot to account for taxes..
Fixed that for you.
Nah, you can get a burrito for $0.99 ($1.06 with tax). You might be able to get an apple OR a banana for that, but not both. XD
You can get an apple and an entire bunch of bananas for like $3.
Plus fruit is way healthier than a burrito.
EDIT: Actually, you can get an apple and a banana for free. Just go to a place where they grow naturally :\ --- "Earth is a silly place. Half the world has no clean water. And the other half has so much, they poo in it." 3DS FC: 2750 1911 5515