"Look, I'm retired. And besides, why would you want someone the King's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle."
"He's already dead. "
"He is, huh? I'll take a look. Bring him in." "...I've seen worse."
"We're in a terrible rush."
"Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. You got money?"
"Sheesh! I never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause."
"This is noble sir. His wife is... crippled. The children are on the brink of starvation."
"Are you a rotten liar!"
"I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years."
"Your first story was better. Where's that bellows cram? He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him."
"He's dead. He can't talk."
"Hoo hoo hoo! Look who knows so much, heh? Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please, open his mouth. Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead... well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do."
"Go through his clothes and look for loose change. Hey! Hello in there! Hey! What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for?"
""True Love", you heard him? You could not ask for a more noble cause than that."
"Sonny, True Love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT--- mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe. Makes puckering sound. They're so perky. I love that. But that's not what he said--- he distinctly said "DOUBLADE" and as we all know, Doublade was that new Pokemon announced. So this man wants to play the new Pokemon games very badly. Unfortunately, we have to wait another two weeks for that." --- Currently thinking about modding my PSP's hardware, don't know if I'll ever get to it though...
#2Great_ReapettePosted 9/25/2013 8:18:30 AM
tl;dr --- Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.