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ITT things pokemon are not.

#1newer_LIEPosted 11/11/2013 4:42:28 PM
I'll start.

kyurem is NOT an effective babysitter.

charizard is NOT a good geologist.

squirtle is NOT a security guard.

gliscor is NOT something you want to surprise you in the bathroom.
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#2NME_EnterprisesPosted 11/11/2013 4:42:58 PM
gardevoir is NOT your waifu

she's mine
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#3NecrosexuaIPosted 11/11/2013 4:43:45 PM
pokemon is not a base for your anti- or pro-feminist argument
sorry, it had to be said. -u-

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scolipede is not your horse -u-
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#4KRDsonicPosted 11/11/2013 4:43:53 PM
Sudowoodo is NOT a tree.
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#5endgelPosted 11/11/2013 4:44:44 PM
Pokémon are not anything that isn't a Pokémon.
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#6CreepyAndNicePosted 11/11/2013 4:44:46 PM
Pokémon are NOT real.

Ouch! Unnecessary roughness!
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#7rayneotaconPosted 11/11/2013 4:46:00 PM
CreepyAndNice posted...
Pokémon are NOT real.


Someone needs to tell PETA this.
#8bonannPosted 11/11/2013 4:47:49 PM
NME_Enterprises posted...
gardevoir is NOT your waifu

she's mine

Sad to say... but she's actually a man.
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#9NessEggmanPosted 11/11/2013 4:48:27 PM
Vanillish is NOT ice cream.

Srsly guys, it's not :(
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#10ZeroGravity38Posted 11/11/2013 4:52:26 PM(edited)
Lopunny is NOT a playboy bunny

Meloetta is NOT Lady Gaga

Vanilluxe is NOT Ice Cream

Magneton is NOT three Magnemites stuck together

Magmar does NOT have a butt for a face

Stunfisk is NOT a Derpy Pancake

Delphox is NOT a witch
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