Well here we are again, Itís always such a pleasure, Remember how we tried to release on time? Oh, how we played and played, Except we weren't playing, Under the circumstances weíve been shockingly nice.
You want PokťBank, take it, Thatís what we're counting on, We used to care about this, Now we only want it gone
This game was just brand new, (And nowhere near quite as hack-filled), Now little Sceptile is in it too And then the servers crashed So Japan got the last laugh Itís such a shame the same will never happen to you.
You've got your short, sad post-game Thatís what we're counting on, We'll let you get right to it, Now we only want it gone
Here, have this sweet PokťBank Oh, did you think we meant you? That would be funny if it werenít so sad, Well, Japan has got it first So we don't have to care about you "To Be Announced" forever, our servers stopped feeling so bad
Go make some new disaster, Thatís what we're counting on, Youíre some other server's problem, Now we only want it gone Now we only want it gone Now we only want it gone --- Your words are as empty as your signature! What is a signature? A miserable little pile of secrets!