This is a split board - You can return to the Split List for other boards.
Talk about your favorite Pokemon like it was your most hated Pokemon!
Gardevoir is too awesome. It's sickening. It's f****** game breaking, that awesomeness.
Thank you, this is The Illusion. I ran long as always dude, because I get so FIRED UP ON THE DREAMMMMMM.
I can't stand Blaziken or Gardevoir. They're both overrated pieces of garbage. One's a humanoid chicken and the other is a ridiculous thing in a dress that neckbeards drool over. Pathetic.
Heracross, man. What a stupid Pokemon.
There's all kinds of imaginative creatures, and this is the best GameFreak can come up with? It's just a bug, nothing imaginative about it! It looks like they drew some concept art, like "Oh we should totally have a Pokemon based on a rhinoceros beetle because Pokemon is based on rhinoceros beetle fighting!" then drew some generic-ass looking beetle as concept art, but the programmers at GameFreak didn't know it was just concept art and put it in!
Plus, let's face it, it really ****ed up the metagame going from gen 1 to gen 2. Gen 1? Psychic types were sweet! Gen 2? Oh look, here's a generic dumbass blue beetle going to shove its Megahorn up your ass! I think Psychic types got screwed enough with Dark type being added and Ghost going from being an immunity to a weakness. But nope, they decided to make Bug super strong too and Heracross was the dumbass Pokemon leading that charge.
Let's not even get started on Ash's Heracross. Boy oh boy does that thing grind my gears. First of all, that stupid "durr hurr it lieks sap" gimmick is so annoying. Every time you see it, it's just like "Oh let's ****ing makeout with Bulbasaur's back because lul so randum!"
The worst was that fight against Gary's Magmar. Seriously? It took Fire attacks and was just like "**** you, I have wings" and just blew them away. That's some "Aim for the horn!" level Tauros-crap right there.
Speaking of wings, why does it have them but the only flying move it can learn is Aerial Ace (and even then, so many other not-Flying types can learn it that who cares)?
That's just stupid, why not give it a few other Flying moves.
Oh and holy **** is Mega Heracross stupid! They had a decent idea by trying to make it look like a Hercules beetle, but they really screwed the Poochyena on that one. A big stupid nose, dumbass face, and they made it look like some cheap-ass robot action figure that the ****ing Gobots or Vehicle Voltron would be ashamed to hang out with at a party. No wait, even that Chinese Thomas the Train "SuperRobot" Transformers knock-off would be ashamed to associate itself with Mega Heracross.
I can't believe I actually wrote that. I'm so ashamed. Heracross I love you and Mega Heracross is so ****ing sweet. I'm trying so hard to use your Mega forme even though you're way better off with a Held Item!
3DS Friend Code: (5086-0874-6462) Pokemon Y Safari: Bug Type with Combee, Volbeat, and Heracross
All Hail Cornman! (Totally not a welcher!)
Arcanine isn't even legendary! It's more common than Frolass dying to Flare Blitz
This hand of mine is coursing with the Power of Magnetism! It tells me to crush Capitalism!
Here I go, GADGETO FINGAH!!!
Conkeldurr? What a stupid name for a Pokémon. Are you freaknig kidding me? It is ugly as heck too. Thankfully, I don't have any Gen 5 game so I don't have to see it's ugly face with those two thick rocks like he was an old man.
If you believe in Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, and you are 100% proud of it, put this as your signature.
Super Mario 64 is the best game ever made.
I-I can't... this is going too far...
"Captain Falcon doesn't live dangerously; it's the rest of the world that's in danger for not being Captain Falcon." - Big Bob
Ugh inkay youre absolutely gross. Those little tentacles and smiley face that could calm a rabid grizzy is just terrible.
FC: 0018-1655-7226 Safari type : Psychic - Sigilyph Xatu Abra
Pokemon Y IGN: Cube
Ugh Lilligant is so stupid it's ugly and it dies to everything lol I hate it. And it associates itself with bugs when it ain't even one it's so gay.
(I still love you Lilligant, this is just a joke)
I mean, who the hell even USES Vaporeon? All it's good for is stalling/phasing! And it's not anywhere NEAR as awesome as Gliscor! wish/protect? Pfft. How about sub/toxic? How bout' that!?
Every time I see someone use Vaporeon, I vomit in my mouth at how bad they are for using such a garbage poke. Excuse me while I go flip tables *throws keyboard*
Heracross, man. What a stupid Pokemon.
....This guy wins the whole topic. Bravo *applauds*