The massive inbreeding involved to get a "perfect" mon.
That doesn't work in real life? ...
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Exploud's fainting animation in Colosseum (I think was Exploud and not Loudred, I kinda forget) startled me the first time I saw it. He like, looks down, so you can't see his face, and suddenly he looks up with this huge, screaming face, and I was all, "Aaaahhhhhh! D= " --- "Oh no! Three Adamantoises! Good thing I remembered my KNUCKLES." ~ Schesparn
Metagross. If the idea of a five-foot tall, half-ton quadruped made of iron and psychic energy isn't frightening enough for you, there's also this:
"METAGROSS is the result of two METANG achieving fusion. When hunting, this POKéMON pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach. " --- Neckbeard the Pirate: Buckles WILL Be Swashed! Coming eventually to Steam