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You wake up and find a Gardevoir sleeping next to you

#91AmesangPosted 4/9/2014 3:47:05 AM
MetaFalconPunch posted...
I'd…probably do whatever doesn't tick her off. Because god knows what would happen if I do…

Fun fact: Gardevoir can focus its psychic power with such intensity that it creates black holes. Have fun! =D
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#92MegaWentEvilPosted 4/9/2014 3:51:58 AM
I'd…probably do whatever doesn't tick her off. Because god knows what would happen if I do…


That'd be Disproportionate Retribution.
#93TakaoldariaPosted 4/9/2014 4:17:00 AM
1) Wake up
2) Wonder why there is a Gardevoir next to me
3) Allow myself a second of lust about her
4) Pinch myself to see if I dream
5) Try to wake her up nicely to find out WTF is going on
6) Turn around
7) Wonder why I have a Lopunny in my bed, too
8) Allow myself another second of lust about her, then yet another second of lust about both
9) Try to wake up them both lightly to find out WTF is going on
10) Turn my brain on and realize I now have IRL Pokémon
11) Go on an adventure with both, travel around the country and see pretty stuff.
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#94InfamousTouyaPosted 4/9/2014 4:38:15 AM
I'd ask Gallade why is he in bed.
Then he'll answer he got scared.
Then I comfort him.
Then I go on regularly for the rest of the day.
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#95Link484Posted 4/9/2014 4:44:55 AM
In this topic:

Find a Pokémon in your bed, and your reaction is NOT:
- "OMG HOLY S*** POKÉMON EXIST"

No, the reaction is:
- "Let's have sex with it!"
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#96kh_com1992Posted 4/9/2014 4:50:42 AM
let the gardevoir and lopunny cuddle with each other while i watch and then join in later
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#97NaughtyGhostPosted 4/9/2014 4:53:51 AM
Kick her out of bed and go find me a Lopunny. Well, maybe hit once, THEN kick her out.
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#98Godly_GoofPosted 4/9/2014 4:54:59 AM
Link484 posted...
In this topic:

Find a Pokémon in your bed, and your reaction is NOT:
- "OMG HOLY S*** POKÉMON EXIST"

No, the reaction is:
- "Let's have sex with it!"


Rule 34
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#99MadameLuigi64Posted 4/9/2014 4:55:10 AM
1) Be concerned about my mattress, what with Gallade's elbows
2) Try not to wake him up...
3) If he does wake up, apologize and ask what's going on
4) Talk to him, but make sure my dad doesn't see that
5) Spend the rest of my day normally, but make some space for him.
This... Will be awkward.
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#100The_DragonwPosted 4/9/2014 4:56:07 AM
Link484 posted...
In this topic:

Find a Pokémon in your bed, and your reaction is NOT:
- "OMG HOLY S*** POKÉMON EXIST"

No, the reaction is:
- "Let's have sex with it!"


Sad, isn't it?
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