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My Idea For The Best Pokemon Game

#1JohnHalo343Posted 4/16/2014 9:09:03 PM
Alright guys. I am kind of shy about this cuz I have been working on this for a few years, so don't be too hard on me.

- Game will be called Pokemon: Void Version

- Player character is boy. No female option. No dudes pretending to be girls in this game

- Start off in the Town of Gratuity in the Phelem Region

- No mother this game. You have a father. He is the town idiot. He hates Pokemon and he thinks you will never amount to anything and you should give up your dreams of being a Pokemon Master.

- This game features Professor Nyriss. She is smoking hot with massive cleavage. Bring on the Internet memes and fan art.

- She gives you a choice between any starter from every Generation except for Tepig. Professor Nyriss inexplicably hates Tepig

- No rival in this game. You don't need one because the world is against you. Everyone you meet is douche, and constantly insults you and talks buttloads of crap even after they lose. Basically, everyone is an angrier Blue.

- There is swearing, and a lot of it.

- First route (route 1) is filled with Lvl. 32 Digletts with Arena trap

- Gym Leader in first town is your rival. That is the twist. You beat him and now he hates you and wants to beat the rest of the gyms before you

- Second route (route 2) is filled with Lvl 1 Wobuffet.

- 16 Added HMs. Once learned they cannot be removed. Most routes take 4-5 HMs to navigate

- Pokemarts do not sell Repels

- All Gym Leaders (excluding the first) are are 8 year old girls featuring varying degrees of hotness

- Team Screw'Em is running rampant through the region. They generally break into people's houses and steal food out of their fridge and clog their toilets

- 176 New Pokemon, all require trade to evolve at every stage

- Your starter leaves the party about 3/4 into the game to pursue a life as an entrepreneur

- Pokecenters refuse service to you. Most likely because your father is notorious for taking a dump on a Slowpoke in Ragnos town

- Elite 4 is now the Elite 7, but there is still 4 of them. This is another plot twist

- Pokemon Champion is Professor Nyriss, whom is actually your mother. Another Double plot twist

- You cannot win the battle against the Champion. All your attacks miss and all of her moves hit with criticals

- After losing, your Professor/Mother laughs at you and tells you that you smell like poop

- Your rival from the beginning of the game barges in and initiates an intense love making scene with the Champion. Your father is dancing in his underwear in the background

- Credits roll

What do you guys think?
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#2FuneralCakePosted 4/16/2014 9:09:47 PM
JohnHalo343 posted...
Player character is boy. No female option.


Stopped reading there.
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#3ShadowlinkrulezPosted 4/16/2014 9:11:38 PM
This needs so much editing...
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#4zelionxPosted 4/16/2014 9:11:48 PM
- No rival in this game.

-Gym Leader in first town is your rival.


wat
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#5Starbound2013Posted 4/16/2014 9:11:53 PM
FuneralCake posted...
JohnHalo343 posted...
Player character is boy. No female option.


Stopped reading there.

No girl option, how am I supposed to feel validated?
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#6ShadowlinkrulezPosted 4/16/2014 9:11:58 PM
FuneralCake posted...
JohnHalo343 posted...
Player character is boy. No female option.


Stopped reading there.


lol true.
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#7phoenixflame95Posted 4/16/2014 9:12:02 PM
Pokemon 3D!
#8SuperRup91Posted 4/16/2014 9:12:07 PM
Dude, just go back to the halo board.
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#9JohnHalo343(Topic Creator)Posted 4/16/2014 9:12:20 PM
I am open to suggestions.
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#10The_Sol_BladerPosted 4/16/2014 9:12:40 PM
"It's s***. 10/10" - IGN
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