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Floette is the best pokemon and here's why

#1CptFluttershyPosted 7/2/2014 1:13:26 PM
Now you might be wondering, why Floette? What's gotten into this scrub?

Well, let me answer you with this: What's gotten into you? Ow bout u git gud b4 askin dumb question!?

1. Floette can either become the best pokemon ever, Florgres or you can be awesome like me and own AZ's Floette. Do you own AZ's Floette? I think not!

2. She has wish, Aromatherapy and symbiosis! For you trash tier plebs out there who still think that singles is a viable game mode for the fast paced e-sport known as pokemon, it's doubles or bust scrubs! Leave that singles s*** to story mode and I bet you don't even play it with set on. Casuals disgust me. Symbiosis allows you to give your held item to a ally, who else got that? Lemme check; Nobody! Got a Grass type that you don't want to go down, catch a normal one! Get Flower Veil and make it immune to everything. It's like a walking magic guard to fellow grass types! You think Grass is useless? You most likely are the same person who gets rekt by Rotom-W then posts how it's OP on gamefaqs!

3. You got a Dragon problem? Feeling like Dragons and fighting types are too much for your team? Grab a Floette/Florgres! Unlike other scrubs(Looking at you Klefki, Gardevoir, Azumarill and Mawile) this is a pure 100% bonafide fairy. If you don't know what that means, let me save you a google search: It gets double the stab damage for being a pure fairy! Dazzling gleam? x2! Moonblast for you singles plebs? x2! Fairy wind for those early levels of grinding? x2! If you're a hardcore baller like me(I won VGC and im at the top of the leaderboards in doubles on smogon, wut did u do?) Light of Ruin? x2! You can't get any better than 100% Fairy, that's Math!

4. You want to use Sylveon you say? Wrong! Sylveon is great... For furries! You have to pass a Eevee from Black and White 2 just to make it as good as Floette. That's saying something. I dare you to say that Sylveon could outplay Floette/Florgres. Even then, you can't even use it in the only tier that matters: VGC

5. It's evolved form is the no1 pokemon in it's tier for a reason on smogon, It's the Wolverine of Faries! It's the best at what it does and it's not shy of letting you plebeians know!

6. All of its forms are adorable! I dare you to say a pokemon that looks better than it. I bet you can't think of any, huh?

Got any comments, leave them in this thread. Please be civil and don't resort to calling me a troll just because you know im right.
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#2Lonta_Beans3Posted 7/2/2014 1:13:57 PM
Stop.
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#3PokemonVeteranPosted 7/2/2014 1:16:34 PM
Lonta_Beans3 posted...
Stop.

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#4CaptainZangoosePosted 7/2/2014 1:26:20 PM
I'll try an' do a 6-0 with Florges to support yer truth filled thread an' help ye enlighten these scrubs.
#5zelionxPosted 7/2/2014 1:27:02 PM
does this mean i started a thread fad
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#6Lonta_Beans3Posted 7/2/2014 1:27:28 PM
zelionx posted...
does this mean i started a thread fad


I started a fad once, it was fun.
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#7ArcticFox57Posted 7/2/2014 1:27:34 PM
Never stop.
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#8mrballerswagginPosted 7/2/2014 1:29:31 PM
I love Floette! :D It was one of my main Pokemon in X and I refused to evolve it because I like its design better than Florges.
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#9mrballerswagginPosted 7/2/2014 1:30:17 PM
Lonta_Beans3 posted...
zelionx posted...
does this mean i started a thread fad


I started a fad once, it was fun.


You mean BurnedPotatoes?
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#10PrettyTonyTigerPosted 7/2/2014 1:30:23 PM
Fluttershy what console do you play fighters on? I wanna battle you kinda lol
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