It amuses me, in a scornful kind of way, when this pathetic attempt at humor/wit was made by the same guy that traded it to me just now. --- An infant sea turtle is actually capable of killing an adult African bull elephant. It does, however, require a substantial amount of surprise.
I agree, good chap. These juvenile attempts to make oneself chuckle are as humorous as an insect stuck in your pipe. These foolish apes must learn the true meaning of humor. Not this stupid alternative.