"Be careful about downloading stuff on the internet. Say hello to everyone's seizure inducing virtual ducky! Porygon2, time to make Dr. Akihabara proud, and Japanese children who see this episode twitch!"
Instead of keeping it in a pokeball, I would walk around with porygon2 floating over my shoulder
"Here's my fiddlestick. Here's that shall make you dance." We are one, we are many, we are overused memes of dem interwebernets. FC: 3222-5720-2920.