More games need beards. Dragon's Dogma got it right; lots of BA beards as well as hilarious ones. Moustaches as well. No other game has let me play a crossdressing Hitler, who happened to be about 3 feet tall with a broadsword about as tall as him.
Go crowbar yourself into some tight jeans, hipster.
Since when is being able to grow a beard a hipster thing? o_o I thought it was just a byproduct of hormones and stuff.
One does not omit Chuck Norris from a game simply by omitting Chuck Norris Beard. Seriously I took to calling my Alpha Titan Chuck Norris and after the third time I did it, the dude just sprouted a manly beard! All the enemies around me just layed down thei weapons and walked away slowly like "its cool man, its cool."
I guess we can call the neatly trimmed beard or the goatee the "Chuck." They can't both be called Chuck simply because the game would implode.
Being able to grow a beard - normal
Wanting a beard - hipster.
Hipsters having beards =/= beards being hipster --- A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Your character should be able to grow beards based on hours logged into the game.
As if your gear wasn't telling enough~
But, can you imagine? I mean, there will be that moment when someone lands in the Tower with a beard dragging along the floor. Everyone will know that that guy has no life! XDDD
And then cutting your mop beard would be the equivalent of doing Prestige Mode! Each time, your beard gets grayer and grayer until it becomes bone white! I must have this feature or I'm canceling my pre-order.