You're LuBu at HuLao Gate, when suddenly...

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2 years ago#1
...you see three warriors coming at you with a flute, a harp and a brush.
Your first words would be what?
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2 years ago#2
I have two responses to that:

(1) "Argh! This is going to be a waste of my time! Red Hare, get me out of here quickly!"

(2) "Hmm, where's my beautiful Diaochan so she can dance to the background music?"
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2 years ago#3
Response 1: What the f***?

Response 2: You gotta be kidding me.

Response 3: Go home, guys. You're drunk.

Response 4: Are you f***ing serious right now!?

Response 5: Looks like the Three Kingdoms will recruit just about anybody these days.
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2 years ago#4
Obvious answer is obvious : Dance Party.

Everybody just drops whatever they're doing and starts dancing.
Diaochan obviously wins the whole battle on account of being the best dancer.

If the whole story was based on dance-offs instead of fighting, Diaochan would be the mighty warrior and Lu Bu would be her b!tch.
2 years ago#5
I dunno....Wei Yan might give Diaochan a run for her money because he's such an awesome breakdancer! :-P Also, Zhang He might come in a close second because of his "beauty and elegance in the battlefield!" I bet Diaochan can do the long-sleeved dance Ziyi Zhang does in "House of Flying Daggers". Now if you're gonna have booze in the dance party, you can always rely on Zhang Fei to bring it. Heh heh.
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2 years ago#6
silence... *just the sounds of my blade*
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2 years ago#7
*looks them up and down*

*points to Harp* Marry

*points to Flute* Shag

*stabs brush with my halberd* KILL!
2 years ago#8
at least it isnt a kimari ball, an umbrella, and whatever the hell oichi used.
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2 years ago#9
Aqualung!

Where's the other half of my Black and Tan?

What a Starry Night!
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2 years ago#10
could have said a blitzball
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