You're LuBu at HuLao Gate, when suddenly...

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User Info: TigerW0ulds

TigerW0ulds
3 years ago#1
...you see three warriors coming at you with a flute, a harp and a brush.
Your first words would be what?
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User Info: ILuvKnives

ILuvKnives
3 years ago#2
I have two responses to that:

(1) "Argh! This is going to be a waste of my time! Red Hare, get me out of here quickly!"

(2) "Hmm, where's my beautiful Diaochan so she can dance to the background music?"
If playing X-Box 360 was a full-time job, I'd be having overtime everyday. (^_^)

User Info: Fear_Awakens

Fear_Awakens
3 years ago#3
Response 1: What the f***?

Response 2: You gotta be kidding me.

Response 3: Go home, guys. You're drunk.

Response 4: Are you f***ing serious right now!?

Response 5: Looks like the Three Kingdoms will recruit just about anybody these days.
"Rectitude carried to excess hardens into stiffness; benevolence indulged beyond measure sinks into weakness." - Masamune Date

User Info: TheDebauchery

TheDebauchery
3 years ago#4
Obvious answer is obvious : Dance Party.

Everybody just drops whatever they're doing and starts dancing.
Diaochan obviously wins the whole battle on account of being the best dancer.

If the whole story was based on dance-offs instead of fighting, Diaochan would be the mighty warrior and Lu Bu would be her b!tch.

User Info: ILuvKnives

ILuvKnives
3 years ago#5
I dunno....Wei Yan might give Diaochan a run for her money because he's such an awesome breakdancer! :-P Also, Zhang He might come in a close second because of his "beauty and elegance in the battlefield!" I bet Diaochan can do the long-sleeved dance Ziyi Zhang does in "House of Flying Daggers". Now if you're gonna have booze in the dance party, you can always rely on Zhang Fei to bring it. Heh heh.
If playing X-Box 360 was a full-time job, I'd be having overtime everyday. (^_^)

User Info: Syxx676

Syxx676
3 years ago#6
silence... *just the sounds of my blade*
III 6 III

User Info: TalynRahl

TalynRahl
3 years ago#7
*looks them up and down*

*points to Harp* Marry

*points to Flute* Shag

*stabs brush with my halberd* KILL!

User Info: zhao_yun_006

zhao_yun_006
3 years ago#8
at least it isnt a kimari ball, an umbrella, and whatever the hell oichi used.
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User Info: crosswindkrab

crosswindkrab
3 years ago#9
Aqualung!

Where's the other half of my Black and Tan?

What a Starry Night!
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User Info: demonicvirus

demonicvirus
3 years ago#10
could have said a blitzball
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