Corrupt-a-Wish!

#1zen120Posted 8/13/2013 5:25:23 PM
I thought this might be fun to do here.
Basic idea is, you take the wish before you and twist it into something they didn't want.
Then you post your own wish for the game.
Ready, GO!

I wish that the first world would be something cool, like a failed invasion or an escape sequence.
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My signature was abducted by aliens of the planet Kleeox 5. They will hold it there until I pay the ransom of 7 jellyfish, 2 marmoset babies, and a shrubbery.
#2BabyLuigiOnFirePosted 8/13/2013 5:34:12 PM
Granted, but it centers around Wario and his minions of garlic.

I wish Baby Luigi was 100% fully playable
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Baby Luigi>All
Being number not one never felt so good.
#3SuperMechKoopPosted 8/13/2013 5:57:20 PM
Granted, but he's only unlocked through DLC and is always crying.

I wish the bosses are more creative than 3D Land.
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#4BabyLuigiOnFirePosted 8/13/2013 6:15:24 PM
Granted, but once you defeat them, the game erases its memory and yours.

I wish Wario is the main villain of this game
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Baby Luigi>All
Being number not one never felt so good.
#5AndyliiniPosted 8/13/2013 9:59:43 PM
Granted, but in the end he's revealed to be Iggy Koopa in Wario suit.

I wish this game had bikini-Peach as playable character.
#6mrmariomasterPosted 8/14/2013 6:08:18 AM
Granted, but she is only playable if you 101% complete the game.

I wish you could create your own levels.
#7Kel-KnightPosted 8/14/2013 8:41:36 AM
Granted, but you can't share them online.

I wish Yoshi was playable.
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Now go and rest our heroes !
#8PaperDolphinPosted 8/14/2013 8:50:59 AM
Granted, but he's only found in water levels and explodes when he touches water.

I wish RPG enemies appeared.
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Waddle Dee and Toad for SSB4!
#9SuperMechKoopPosted 8/14/2013 8:58:16 AM
Granted, but only Goombules appear.

I wish they add the Hammer Bro suit.
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#10cmincPosted 8/16/2013 2:24:59 AM
granted but it disables the jump button whenever worn.

I wish peaches catsuit was black vinyl
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