I claim this board

#31Extreme_FailurePosted 2/23/2010 10:30:21 AM
Sure is lonely in here.
#32TableButcher(Topic Creator)Posted 3/9/2010 12:57:54 AM
Lets see how long this topic can last.



A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her head. She is depressed and finally decides that she just can't live anymore. then, her husband comes home, finds her with the gun and begs her not to do it. "Please, honey, don't do it, i'll do anything you want, but please, don't kill yourself!" he pleads. "Shut up! your next!" the blonde says.
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"If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father."
Follow Bible, get raped.
#33TableButcher(Topic Creator)Posted 4/3/2010 11:14:25 AM
Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car?

She burned her lips on the tailpipe!
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"If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father."
Follow Bible, get raped.
#34TableButcher(Topic Creator)Posted 4/26/2010 9:05:58 AM
What do turtles and blondes have in common?

If they're on their back, they're screwed!
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A picture is worth a thousand words... but not this one
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#35hofuldigPosted 5/8/2010 6:19:49 PM

I would say you have failes because you missed a few days to post a joke.