Well, I first made these topics in 2003, and there's been about 4 versions, all with improvements, been registered as sticky topics. This one dates from 2005.
Unfortunately, the powers that be on GameFAQs, decided that the most recent version (drafted earlier this year, with the original text file still on my PC) would not be replacing this one, despite requests from several users.
Where logic won't work - I will Assdammit you theening bud. You'll pasy for this. - NAU_Trackrunner