How to have sex with prositute?*spoilers*

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8 years ago#1
Hey all, how can I have sex with a prozzie? I spent awhile looking at FAQs I couldn't find it.
Sorry if this question as been asked a lot, but I'm n00b to the game. =p
8 years ago#2
I've never done it, but I think you have to have your Sex Appeal at a certain level (muscles/good clothes) and be in a nice car. They'll ask if they can get in your car, and you can say yes or no. If you say yes, you need to drive to a secluded spot where other peds aren't around.
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8 years ago#3
Well, it seems "PROZZIES" don't really want to have sex, but rather sit inside your car and moan while you say "yeah take that baby. I'm going to be hittin' deez switches dat make deeiz car be bumpin' you no I'm sayin'?" But there isn't any movement. BUT, to have lunch with a prozzy, go up to one, and wait for her to ask you if you want to have a good time. You, then, press right on the d-pad and enjoy your twenty second orgasm.
Inject that right into your melons, and they will grow ENORMOUS
8 years ago#4
Welcome to the game, and to the boards. It's okay to be a n00b, we all were at one time or another.
I don't think sex appeal matters for prostitutes in this game. Maybe higher sex appeal will make it more likely that they'll approach you, but I've humped prostitutes while driving a Perennial and wearing the White Tank and Blue Jeans. In other words, my sex appeal was practically zip and I still paid to get laid.

Here's how I do it:
1. Drive around casually, scoping for a "lady of the evening"
2. When you find one, park alongside her. Be careful not to drive directly at her, or she may get scared and run off.
3. Wait for her to turn toward the car and approach it. If she does not, honk your horn once or twice until she turns toward you.
4. When she approaches your car and asks if she can see Mr. Happy (or whatever she says), press RIGHT on the D-Pad. She will get in the car.
5. Park anywhere that is far from a pedestrian spawn point. This can be anywhere as long as peds aren't spawning nearby. Enjoy the lamest simulated sex in human history.

That's my take on it. In the older GTA's, you could park next to more than one hooker, and slowly drive between them once they approach the car, so that they all get to the car at the same time. Only one will do you at a time, though; the others just stay there. They're sort of like reserve hookers. I haven't gotten that to work in San Andreas, though.
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8 years ago#5
ITT:TC wants pixel pr0n.
I've got ten friends and a crowbar that says you ain't gonna do jack.
8 years ago#6
ITT: Famous dead surrealist painter describes how to accost virtual sluts in a fictional state, at the request of skeevy n00b. Only n00b is accused of foul play.

*Skips into sunset, whistling idly*
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8 years ago#7
ITT: Anon?
Inject that right into your melons, and they will grow ENORMOUS
8 years ago#8
ITT: Whuh....?
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8 years ago#9
*considers picking up a "lady" in my new convertible* LOL! Can ya'll imagine me, in handcuffs, for a nickel...
8 years ago#10
Here's something that happens with me a lot; for some reason, when I stop the car in a secluded area, she just gets out and saunters off, usually to subsequently be beaten down by a sexually-frustrated CJ.

Why she do that?
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