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favorite quotes

#1witmax33Posted 6/20/2012 10:42:52 PM
Post your favorite quotes here

One of my favorites is:
"We could s*** on you from such a height, you'd think god himself was crappin' on ya"-Tenpenny
#2witmax33(Topic Creator)Posted 6/20/2012 10:44:20 PM
Big Smoke: Later on, we spread out and take the whole hood back
Sweet: You already spreadin' out fat man
#3sycopoodlePosted 6/21/2012 2:57:50 AM
communism in ohio
'nuff said
#4ZulHeroPosted 6/21/2012 11:40:38 PM
Big Smoke (after CJ ask Question) : Eh yo, dont ask a wise man, ask a fool
CJ: thats what im doing
#5witmax33(Topic Creator)Posted 6/22/2012 11:05:22 PM
Monster mission

Guy: ...lose the monster truck and you fail
CJ: First, what's a GPS. Second, fail what?. And third, who the f*** are you?
#6witmax33(Topic Creator)Posted 6/22/2012 11:08:21 PM
Two other quotes i like from Woozie are:
1. Woozie: Thank you Carl, You saved me from having to kill them all myself

2. Woozie: Want a stomach ulcer, try opening a triad casino in a mafia run town
#7Jeree_GPosted 6/23/2012 5:23:01 AM
When cj highjacks a vehicle
1.i know this looks bad but it could be worse
2. Im a looser so hate me
3. Thats mine
#8inferiorweaselPosted 6/23/2012 6:39:54 PM
woozie looking for the loose cobblestone and telling carl to shut up is good.

or when CJ picks up street cash

Live and Learn
Forgiveness is Divine.
#9Deadly_CroatoanPosted 6/24/2012 2:06:35 AM
'Thats CJ' paper now'
Or anything said by The Funktipus.. 'just smoked a fat one ya'll' first time I heard that I couldnt stop laughing for ages, I dont care to much for the music of the Funk radio station but listen to it all the time just for The Funktipus..
#10augerrya3Posted 6/24/2012 1:17:58 PM
Its either
"Gonna eat you!"-fat c.j while beating someone up
"Cough-o up-o el weed-o before I smash-o your brain-o all over the patio!"-big smoke
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