I wouldn't worry to much about that. The boards aren't exactly overflowing with topics concerning men...and their holes.
On that note, I think I'm gonna take this topic in another direction. Somewhere less painful, and less dark. Maybe something along the lines of... well, nothing comes to mind. Oh well, I'll worry about it later.
"We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies but he hopes he'll never have to use it." --- C.S. Lewis.